my fucking children will start riding a metal ship on the sky to invade this land within 2 hours
get PhD scholarship inside fortress europe
penetrate the border
use public european money to genderswap into hot big boob futa milf
milk student position for vegan food, cheaper train tickets
drop academia
steal jobs
make food with spices in it
convert the noble teutonic warrior sons into submissive catgirls who adore me*
get profiled for being too antifa
look sexy on police profile
don't integrate
convert trans girls internalised self-hate into externalised hatred of capitalism
sing loud music all the time
say good morning to neighbours who never reply
bring my brood in to reverse-settle too
(* they were submissive catgirls all along, I basically wave a bottle of estrogen and a collar on the window and a freshly hatched trans bottom pops up, I love this country.†
(† yes sex is good and all but have you ever been sapphic and routinely got to squish boobs that you sugarmommied into very palpable reality))
psa: this about to become a kidposting feed slash ranting against border cops feed
me insulting nazi packs to their face: 
me getting detained, threatened or hurt by police: 
me when my kids are at the airport on the other side of the Wall and the border cops are going to decide whether they deserve to be good immigrants and see me or deported straight back: 
everything went ok, the package is delivered we are all inside the fortress 
@elilla nervous with you 😥
@elilla Aaack. Only been in that kind of position once, a while back.. not great. *hughughug*
I didn't know I had the ability to be this nervous